Mystery of Frank

At some point this afternoon Frank Fish Brooks dissappeared. He was last spotted in his tank around 1pm this afternoon. The whereabouts of Frank are still inconclusive.

Frank was a good fish. He swam in his tank with his pseudo girlfriend Lola. Frank was rescued from Wal-Mart in July of 2007. He was constantly tormented by the pink neon fish Lola. Lola would chase Frank and bite at his fins.

There are multiple suspects in the disappearance of Frank.

1. Emma - Emma Feline Brooks had been looking with sneaky eyes at our fish tank. She has been caught with her paws in the tank. At one point, we have seen her attempt to drink the water. Her breath smells of an unpleasant tuna type odor.

2. Lola - Lola has lived with Frank for the last seven months. She's been chasing and tormenting him. Today Frank was spotted trapped under the water filter. Could this have been a murder attempt. Lola's belly is larger looking than normal.

The evidence is inconclusive at this point, but as more facts develop in this case I will keep everyone posted. However, one thing is for certain: Frank is missing and we will not rest until he is put to rest. No fish should die without a proper burial at sea.